Th' Dread Pirate Roberts bento lunch be a stack 'o 2 flatbread pizza sammiches - cheddar, mozzarella, & marinara sauce warmed t' melt th' cheese 'n cooled t' avoid condensation in th' lunchbox - topped wit' a grape fruit leather mask, scarf, & rakish moustache.
On th' side, a carrot cutlass & cantaloupe buttercups be embellished wit' alphabet picks spellin' Westley / Dread Pirate Roberts' words, "As you wish", 'n a scurvy pineapple pear oatmeal muffin be baked in a silicone buttercup.
If ye don't recognize the Dread Pirate Roberts, then ye mustn't 'ave seen th' film The Princess Bride nor read th' book, 'n why not? Arr, ye must! Th' wee cabin wench Mia Bella knew 'im straight away, bein' a fan like 'er mum 'n dad :)
Thar be t' reason fer makin' a fancy lunch right there...
'Tis a fine treasure, me girly's smile!
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Now 'tis the hour to be off... board th' Flying Lunchman an see what me shipmates have t' show ye's.. beginnin' wit' Kristie o' Beneficial Bento...
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